Just FYI, I have recently caved in to the pressure of telling everyone what I'm having for lunch and how weird the guy at Walmart looks and how late I slept and how tired I am and my car needs gas and my dog jumped the fence and I'm going to workout and I'm watching Sportscenter and I'm taking one of my daughters to gymnastics and I'm listening to jazz right now and I'm drinking SmartWater and I got a new iPhone and pretty much every other little detail of my life all day every day. In other words, I'm on Twitter now.
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Also, I did get an iPhone. But I'm not drinking SmartWater -- even though I should.